Remakes of both  Les Miserables and Hunchback of Notre Dame are slated to be released in 2013. So far Les Miserables is directed by Tom Hopper and will star Anne Hathaway as Fantine and Hugh Jackman as TBA.

Anne Hathaway Picture

Anne Hathaway

Hugh Jackman picture image

Hugh Jackman

 

 

 

 

 

The Hunchback is still in the rumor phase by as I mentioned before Josh Brolin is attached to it and may play Quasimodo and Tim Burton is rumored to be the director.  Hunchback will also be given a an adventure al la Pirates of the Caribbean. And since Hugh Jackman  and Anne Hathaway are attracted to Les Miserables I have to assume it’s going to be a musical. So Hugo’s two most  popular books, both of which haven’t been touch in a about a decade (by Hollywood) are going to be made into an adventure and a musical (guess).  Les Miserables as a musical isn’t unbelievable as it’s a very  popular musical but Hathaway and Jackman are just there to get people to see the movie who wouldn’t have otherwise. I think Jackman would do fine as either Valjean or Javert (his casting is not official yet) but Hathaway as Fantine, no, no, no. I don’t dislike Hathaway or dislike her singing but I can’t see her as Fantine at all, not even remotely.

If this is how casting is going on Les Miserables, it doesn’t leave with a ton of confident with casting on hunchback.  I mean casting  in Hollywood is awful but given the trend of casting people regardless of talent or what is required of the role I fear for Hunchback. My guess is that for Hunchback they’ll just get Megan Fox for Esmeralda (because the masses think she’s hot and the masses pay to see movies) and probably Alan Rickman as Frollo. I think many people like the idea of Rickman as Frollo, and truthfully it not a bad casting idea, he would make a decent Frollo. But if the new movie makes Esmeralda overtly sexy, you know that it’s just to get a demographic in the seats.

If they cast someone like Fox as Esmeralda, expect a major rant from me. I stomach the idea of Hathaway as Fantine better than Fox.

 

This Video is Garou (oringal Notre Dame de Paris Quasimodo) and Damien Sargue (the original alternate for Phoebus and Gringoire but is most known for playing Romeo in Romeo and  Juliette) singing Le  Temps des Cathédrales. The song starts at 58 seconds. Garou makes Quasimodo faces and Damien is wearing a Romeo costume.

Enjoy

Clopin during the Feast of Fools Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Clopin during the Feast of Fools Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

Topsy Turvy follows in the path of the big show stopping music numbers of Disney. Other songs like this included (but not limited to) Under the Sea (The Little Mermaid), Be Our Guest (Beauty and the Beast) and A Friend Like Me ( Aladdin). Unlike these, Topsy Turvy is not a show stopper, it doesn’t stop the movie for the sake of a spectacle, but instead  Topsy Turvy propels the plot forward.

Clopin Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback Notre Dame picture image
Clopin Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback Notre Dame

 

There is a lot that happens within the course of the song with regards to story telling. The festive starts and Quasimodo gets caught in the swing of it, Quasimodo meets Esmeralda, Esmeralda dances getting the attention of Quasimodo, Phoebus and Frollo, the King of Fools contest starts, and Quasimodo is crown the king.  There so much that happens that the song is broken up into four part essentially. These parts are well connected and the last portation with Quasimodo as the King of Fools features a keynote change to denote the ending of the song.

Quasimodo Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Disney Esmeralda Hunchback of Notre Dame Dance picture image
Esmeralda’s Dance Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

As far as the song is concerned it’s fun. It’s very celebratory, the lyrics are clever and Paul Kandel does well singing it. It’s the only Disney song to use a word meaning prostitutes. The line “Join the bums and thieves and strumpets,” a strumpets is an old fashion word for a prostitute or a harlot. Kind of interesting that the only Disney song to use a word for prostitute would also feature a pole dance.

 

Reversal Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Reversal Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo reacting to the craziness Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo reacting to the craziness Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Topsy Turvy CG Crowd Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Topsy Turvy CG Crowd Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

The visuals help make this song memorable. There lots of  reversals to help keep the momentum going and the fun up. This visually also give Quasimodo something to react to and since he is seeing all this craziness for the first time, Quasimodo acts as the audience in this song.  There is a cast of thousand. The crowds were made using CG and at the time were a feat but the crowd in movie hasn’t aged well.

 

Clopin Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback Notre Dame image picture
Clopin Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback Notre Dame

The song has several reference that harken back to Victor Hugo’s Novel. First the lyrics mention the date a being January 6, which is the day the Feast of Fools took place on. Of course the movie doesn’t seem to take place in winter, then again it could just be unseasonably warm.

 

 

 

Disney Esmeralda Hunchback of Notre Dame Dance picture Image
Esmeralda’s Dance Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

Another Reference is Clopin referring to Esmeralda as “La Esmeralda.” Esmeralda in the book is very often referenced to with the article “La.”

 

Shock the Priest Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Shock the Priest Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

 The last reference and probably the most interesting. Is on the line “shock the priest” Clopin is holding a Frollo puppet. This is a clear reference to Frollo being a priest in the book.

 

Quasimodo as the King of Fools Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo as the King of Fools Topsy Turvy Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

The song itself is fine, it big and fun but it’s not my favorite. I would position this song in the middle of the ranking  however I can understand why many would like it, it’s a fun song that adds to the movie and alludes to the book very appropriately.

 

Next Song – God Help the Outcast

Esmeralda Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame singing "God Help the Outcast" picture image

The “I Want” Song

Frollo and Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Frollo and Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Frollo and Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Frollo and Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

Out There is for all intended purposes is a solo but its prelude is duet between Frollo and Quasimodo. Frollo sings about how awful the world is as a means for controlling Quasimodo. When Frollo departs the scene, the mood of the song changes into  Quasimodo singing about a yearning to venture beyond the tower and go flocking with the normal people.

 

Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Ariel Disney The Little Mermaid picture image
Ariel Disney The Little Mermaid

There is no good way to say it, “Out There” is a knock off of “Part of your World” from the Little Mermaid.  Lots of Disney characters sing this “wanting more” type of song but Out There and Part of that World express the some thought. And it’s interesting that they both point to a direction; up for Ariel and down for Quasimodo and they both mention a desire for the sun and to be with “the people”. They also kind of look alike, red hair and they both wear green. (2026 – Maybe a be harsh calling Out There a Knock Off but they are quite similar and outside of the scope them being I want Songs)

 

 

Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

So how is the song on a music level? Got say, the song it’s self is pretty typical Disney fare. It’s one of the typical songs you’ll hear in a Disney movie, the dreamer’s song. It’s usually the main character singing about wanting something more. This song is just Quasimodo singing about even if just one day he wants to apart of the people. The music is fine, it’s nice and symphonic. The lyrics are very repetitive: he wants to be to live a day with the regular people, I get.

Quasimodo does come off naive to think that just because people live “out there” this qualifies them as normal and he also insinuates that it’s a gift for them to be normal despite the whole issue with Romani who have to live in catacombs to avoid Frollo’s genocide tendencies.

 

Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

The singing is where this song fails for me. Hulce’s vibrato has too much of a wobble for me. I think this fast vibrato is meant to give Quasimodo an innocence and naivety but it too much wobble. The wobbly vibrato ruins Hulce’s performance for me and do think he a decent enough singer otherwise. (Again 2026 edit – this take of mine has change over the years.)

 

 

Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo's song "Out There" Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo singing "Out There" Hunchback of Notre Dame Disney picture image
Quasimodo singing “Out There” Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

 

The best part of the song in the movie is the visuals. I remember the first time I saw it, the part where Quasimodo slid down the buttress was my favorite visual, I thought it looked fun, of course as a kid I thought it was a water slide and not a support structure.  I really enjoy Quasimodo interacting with the Notre Dame, he may be dreaming on being on terra firma but Notre Dame is like his private playground.

 

Belle, Carpet, Pumbaa Disney Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King
Belle, Carpet, and Pumbaa
Frollo in the Square during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Frollo in the Square during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Satellite Dish during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Satellite Dish during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

There are a few things that appear in the song that many viewers don’t seem to notice. The first are cameos, which people notice. The Cameos are Belle (Beauty and the Beast), Pumba (The Lion King) and Carpet (Aladdin). Two other things, is Frollo can be seen in the square as Quasimodo is looking down and a satellite dish can be seen on a house in the bird’s view of Paris or La Cite in this case.

 

Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo during Out There Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

 

So the song is by no means in the top tier of the songs in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, it by no means is it the worst. It’s just a VERY typical formulaic Disney song.

2026 Edit- To be honest, this review is rather harsh. I held it in 2011 but not so much in 2026. And to prove a point “Out There” ranked quite high when I ranked Disney “I Want” Songs with a statical survey. So take than 2011 version of me.

 

Next Time –Topsy Turvy

Clopin during the Feast of Fools Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image

 

2026 Update – Past Work

Some Lore. In 2011 I joined Squidoo. Squidoo was ad-sharing writing platform where users could create a single page (a lens) on any topic. I started writing content on the Hunchback to help drive traffic back and forth between the blog and my “lenses.” In 2014 Squidoo shut-down and the content transferred to Hubpages.

Hubpages was the same type of site, a little less cheeky but much the same. Hubpages didn’t exactly shut-down but it cut users off from the revenue earning. So many of the users, myself included, opted to remove their pages from the platform.

Quasimodo of Notre Dame de Paris

So back in the early days of my time at Squdioo, I was obsessed with Notre Dame de Paris. I got the idea to dedicated pages to performers of each role throughout the different casts. Apparently I started with Frollo and then I moved on Quasimodo.

Garou as Quasimodo Notre Dame de Paris image picture
Garou as Quasimodo Notre Dame de Paris

These pages did transferred over to Hubpages and I did try to keep up with them over the years. They were very time-consuming and hard to maintain. In fact I forgot to do Phoebus’ page entirely till 2022, that’s on me. Apparently at the time I thought the work that went into these articles were worth the effort, how times change. I did enjoy them at the time though so 2011 me was right.

I think my original plan was to have the lenses of all the performers on a different platform and do more in-depth reviews of the performers on the blog but I never did that. I might but it can be very hard to source clips of the performers from over a decade ago and I’m not sure I want to anymore.

However do know that it’s very doubtful I will add these articles to the blog as they were too unwieldily to keep up with. This is due to the fact that show is still going. There are new performers all the time. It’s great for the show but hard to keep up with and update. Plus organizing the page was getting harder since there was gap in French Language casts with the revival and performers like Daniel Lavoie and Garou being in multiple different productions casts and languages. It was a lot in the end.

On the Plus Side

The good news is you don’t even need me to repost these articles because The Notre Dame de Paris Musical Fan Page has you covered. They keep up with better than I ever could and I no shame is admitting I used them as a resource many times.

Bad side is I think at one point they used one of my related Hubpage articles as a source which made me feel special but that article is gone so no more feeling special. I do think it was the Quasimodo one too but I can’t find it now but it’s no matter since the page on Squidoo & Hubpages are gone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clopin Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Clopin with puppet during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

“The Bells of Notre Dame” is the opening to the movie.

The Opening Shot of Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
The Opening Shot of Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame
Paris Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Paris during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Clopin Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Clopin during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

“The Bells of Notre Dame” starts off like The 1939  version, very appropriately with Bells  and Latin choir  (unlike the 1939 version). The bells grow in intensity till the title screen goes away and the opening scene starts and  the melody of the  refrain from Hellfire is heard. From this you get a major sense of drama before you see a single person. Then tone turns gentle and quite, then intense, then more intense. This song is like a roller coaster.

Clopin with Puppet Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Clopin with Puppet Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo's Mother Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo’s Mother Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Frollo Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Frollo during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

“The Bells of Notre Dame” does a few things for the movie, it introduces three main character, showcases Notre Dame’s importance as the setting of the film and explains the relationship between Quasimodo and Frollo. Disney had a bit of the problem with nature of Victor Hugo’s Hunchback of Notre Dame, Frollo isn’t the colossal jerk he is in the Book.

In the Book Frollo takes Quasimodo in after being moved by empathy for him, not by getting scared by a Statue and the Archdeacon because he murder an innocent women in front of the most important spiritual centers in France and fears hell that takes the baby of his victim as an act of contrition. But Disney villains are never ones for charitable act so Frollo is co-forced into  looking after Quasimodo. “The Bells of Notre Dame” also presents the viewers with the moral of the story, “what makes a monster and what makes a man.”

Frollo chases Quasimodo's mother during The Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Frollo chases Quasimodo’s mother during The Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo's Mother Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Quasimodo’s Mother Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Murder of Quasimodo's Mother Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
The Murder of Quasimodo’s Mother Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Song also sets up the tone of the movie. Disney boosts that Hunchback is their darkest film, and yes it is, but it is after all a Disney film and there is a lot of “humor” in it. “The Bells of Notre Dame” present both facets, the humor, light-hearted Disney Flair and the darker aspects. The dark aspect are easy to see, the backstory, Frollo kills a women, tries to kill a baby and saddled into raising it. The humor comes from Clopin regaling the children with his puppet (love the Clopin Puppet). But even Clopin here is delighting in the dark dramatics of the story.

Frollo Hunchback of Notre Dame seeing Quasimodo for the 1st time Disney picture image
Frollo seeing Quasimodo for the 1st time Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Well Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
The Well Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Archdeacon Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Archdeacon Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

But is the song itself successful? Yes, yes it. I would so that it’s one of the best song in the movie right up there with “Hellfire.” It’s dramatic,  epic, and grand. Unlike “Hellfire” which has a benefits of being more  focused, Bells of Notre Dame has to fulfill it’s purpose and  has a lot of ground to cover musically. It’s starts with a Latin choir, goes into a more gentle tone and the gets  darker as the Romani are introduced along with Frollo, The Choir returns but more intense as Frollo  chases Quasimodo’s mother. There are so many vignettes in this song that it could have been a mess but it’s handle musically very well and the music intensifies the dramatics of the action.

Frollo in fear for his soul Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Frollo in fear for his soul during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Notre Dame Sees all Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Notre Dame Sees all Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Frollo and Baby Quasimodo bells Disney Hunch back of Notre Dame picture image
Frollo and Baby Quasimodo during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunch back of Notre Dame

Originally this wasn’t even going to be a song, it was going to be spoken dialogue. I’m glad they made it into a song because it’s one of the better songs in the movie. It was the perfect way for the movie to start. “The Bells of Notre Dame” perfectly set-up the tone, setting, characters, motivation, drama, and some light humor of the movie.

Clopin Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Clopin during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
A Puppet of Quasimodo bells Disney Hunchback of notre dame picture image
A Puppet of Quasimodo during the Bells of Notre Dame Disney Hunchback of notre dame
Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image
Bells Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

I would say it’s one the best Disney’s openings. Seriously, Clopin’s crescendo at the end is amazing, it’s probably the single greatest bit of singing in the movie, maybe even Disney History.

Next Time – Part of that World,  oh wait, I mean Out There.

Quasimodo singing "Out There" Hunchback of Notre Dame Disney picture image
Quasimodo singing “Out There” Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

I found this Fan-Art here and thought it was GENIUS and I had to post it;

Simpsons Notre Dame de Paris Fanart Homer Quasimodo Frollo Flanders Moe Phoebus Marge Esmeralda picture image

Notre Dame de Paris Fan-art featuring the Simpsons

It’s the Simpsons as  Notre Dame de Paris character pose from the end shot of Belle. Which Looks like this

Notre Dame de Paris Belle Esmeralda Helen Segara, Garou Quaismodo, Frollo Daniel Lavoie Phoebus Patrick fiori picture image

Notre Dame de Paris end shot from Belle with Garou, Daniel Lavoie, Patrick Fiori and Helene Segara

I just want to take a moment and get this out there.

Tim Burton picture image

Tim Burton

Quasimodo Rescues Esmeralda Illustration picture image

Quasimodo Rescues Esmeralda Illustration

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Josh Brolin

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few months ago it was announced that Tim Burton was rumored to be directing a new adaptaion of  The Hunchback of Notre Dame slated for 2013 and attach to this is actor Josh Brolin of such movies as Jonah Hex and  True Grit as Quasimodo. I was reading some of comments people left on the websites that announced this and mostly they were discussing how Johnny Depp was not playing the leading character in a Tim Burton movie. Unusual? Yes but does this mean that Johnny Depp will not be in the film?

Johnny Depp image picture

Johnny Depp

My guess he will. Let’s face it Quasimodo not exactly a Depp role, sure he played Ed Scissorhand but I can’t envision Depp as Quasimodo. However I could see him as Gringoire.    Gringoire is a poet and sometimes he used as a story-teller (as he more less is the voice for the writer) and more often than not he has been paired up with Esmeralda. I would predict that Johnny Depp will play Gringoire, I can see him as Frollo or Phoebus, however he could play Clopin. For Depp to Play Clopin it would depend of the direction of the film. Clopin is not actually a gypsy in the book but in the film Clopin takes on all of the leaders of the Court of Miracles, so sometimes he’s a Gypsy and sometimes he’s not. However I could see him as Clopin or Gringoire. Though I would lean towards Gringoire.

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Helena Bonham Carter

As for Helena Bonham Carter (another staple in a Burton movies), there is a lack of females in Hunchback of Notre Dame and it’s up to the film’s direction if they’ll have more than just Esmeralda. I wouldn’t cast Carter as Esmeralda or Fleur de Lys ( if Fleur de Lys is in this adaptation). Pending on film direction I would cast her as Sister Gudule, Esmeralda’s mother. However if the film doesn’t go for Esmeralda’s back story which I’ve only ever seen twice in adaptations, Carter will have some cameo of some sort maybe La Falourdel (the women who house Phoebus rents a room from in order to seduce Esmeralda).  In case I would predict her to be in the film is some capacity.

I hope they get someone who is more akin to Esmeralda in the book; someone who is not overtly sexy and  youthful, that would be refreshing to see.

Anyway these are all rumors and predictions, but I would love to hear what you think on this upcoming movie.