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Anastasia Review; A Princess movie with lots of Collateral Damage! Heck Ya!

Anastasia (1997) was one my favorite movies back in the day. It was made by our old pal Don Bluth and came out on November 14th 1997 under 20th Century Fox. In many ways this film is the definitive princess … Continue reading

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Quasimodo Homage in The Legend of Korra

In Episode 3 of the fourth season of Legend of Korra, Prince Wu is talking about his cornation having aerobatic bell ringers.  Now be honest, when you hear Aerobatic Bell Ringers who do you think of? Quasimodo! Really there is … Continue reading

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1986 Animation; So Lifeless it sucks the life right out of your eyes

What can you say about the animation in the 1986 version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, it’s bad. Much like the character design it’s dull and uninspired. The first scene is this cool moody shot of Quasimoodo with gargoyles … Continue reading

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Novel Conclusion

We finished reading/blogging about the Novel of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I hoped you guys found it enjoyable, sorry it took so long, so many chapters. I can’t tell you how many times I have read this, at least … Continue reading

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Princess Mononoke Review; Kodama are the Greatest Things Ever

Princess Mononoke it was made but Studio Ghibli. It was released in Japan on July 12th, 1997 and was the highest grossing movie till Titanic. It was released in the United States on October 29th, 1999 by our old friends … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Spice Froll-Os

October this year is all about Pumpkin Spice in EVERYTHING! Soon your tires will have that warm Pumpkin-spice Smell. So to capitalize of this trend Quasi-Brand Cereal has released Pumpkin Spice Froll-Os cereal. With Shiny Bells, Lively Tamabourines, Lusty Flames, … Continue reading

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1986 Character Design; Shaggy is that You?

The character design in the 1986 version of the Hunchback of Notre Dame looks like Scooby Doo knock-off, we all know it and we all think it. They have the same basic look with the same black soulless eyes that … Continue reading

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Project Re-Read Book 11, Chapters 2-4 (END)

Book 11, Chapter 2, La Creature Bella Bianco Vestita We have two deaths in this chapter, Frollo and Esmeralda. Poor Esmeralda is hanged right in front of Frollo and Quasimodo. Frollo gives out a terrible laugh and Quasimodo pushes him … Continue reading

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The Thief And The Cobbler Review: This Movie is Obsessed with Balls

Before we discuss The Thief And The Cobbler we need to discuss the Thief and the Cobbler. This was to be Richard Williams’ masterpiece. Richard Williams is most known for the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit. He started The … Continue reading

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Scary Anti-Hypothetical Casting; Keanu Reeves as take your pick

For the last two Octobers I have made scary anti-hypothetical casting choices that were meant to terrify you to very your core with Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox as Esmeralda but this year, I thought we take a more fun scary anti-hypothetical casting … Continue reading

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