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Enchanted Tales Song Number 4; When your sad and lonely repeat animation

The last song of the Enchanted Tales Version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame is weird and stupid. This song comes out no where and adds nothing to the story. It comes right after the crappy moral about pretty people … Continue reading

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Project Re-Read! Book 6 Chapters 2 & 3

Book 6 Chapter 2, The Rat-Hole Got love how this chapter starts out with interrupting or rather tell of of a switch in focus from Gringoire to Esmeralda. For the past 90 odd page it been off of Gringoire book … Continue reading

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The Last Unicorn; So convoluted it must be smart

I have been aware of  The Last Unicorn for many years but till now I had not seen it or knew anything about it. Heck, I thought it was an anime since the most exposure I had to it was … Continue reading

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Horoscope 07-23-14

This prophesy comes to us through the median of the English Version of Belle from Notre Dame de Paris. “Belle, there is a demon inside her who came from hell” Avoid pretty people today, they bring ill omens. Tomorrow they … Continue reading

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Enchanted Tales Song Number 3; When you’re hot water you get 3 degree burns

At last we come to the third song in the Enchanted Tales Version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame and this one I consider the worst of the lot. Let just call this one “When the Magic in your Heart” … Continue reading

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Project Re-Read! Book 6 Chapter 1

Book 6, Chapter 1, An Impartial Glance at the Ancient Magistracy After what seems like an eternity of pointless exposition at the beginning of this chapter we get to the point of this chapter, Quasimodo’s farce of a trial. Quasimodo’s … Continue reading

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The Sea Prince and the Fire Child; Romeo and Juliet semi under the sea

  The Sea Prince and the Fire Child a.k.a The Legend of Sirius is a 1981 anime movie made by Sanrio. I watched it in the English dubbed. Watching things that are not in their native language can add some … Continue reading

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A 2007 Version of The Hunchback; Why do I feel like I’m getting Trolled

I was on a hunt for information on the upcoming Josh Brolin version of Hunchback and I found a 2007 version that had a cast and script attached. I’m a little unsure if the movie is in preproduction or in … Continue reading

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Enchanted Tales Song Number 2; Ring, it rhymes with Ding

The second song in the Enchanted Tales Version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame might be least awful. It has its issues but of all the songs it’s the least that toys with your sanity. Let’s just call this song … Continue reading

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Project Re-Read! Book 5 Chapters 1 & 2

Book 5, Chapter 1, Abbas Beati Martini In this chapter Frollo gets visitors. One is the King’s doctor and the other is hiding his identity. They debate and Frollo defends alchemy and says that the printing press will kill architecture. … Continue reading

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