Horoscope 1/2/13

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Today’s Horoscope for January 2nd 2013 was prophesied for the Hunchback of Notre Dame, the book.

Elicia MacKenzie as Fleur de Lys & Yvan Pedneault as Phobus, World Tour Cast Notre Dame de Paris, Crocus City picture image

Elicia MacKenzie as Fleur de Lys & Yvan Pedneault as Phobus, World Tour Cast Notre Dame de Paris, Crocus City

“Although he visited her occasionally, from a lingering  spark of common respect, he felt doubly embarrassed in Fleur-de-Ly’s presence: first, because by dint of distributing is love in all sorts of places he had very little left for her and next, because amid so many stately, starched, and modest dames he trembled continually lest lips, accustomed to oaths, should suddenly lose all restraint and break out into the language of the tavern. ” (Book 7, Chapter 1 On the Danger of Confiding a Secret a Goat)

 

The prophesy is clear: Be sure to be mindful of who you address today, or else.

Horoscope 12/10/12

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Today’s Horoscope was  prophesied by the magical and mystical English version of Notre Dame de Paris, now playing in Wuhan till the 16th.

“Ave maria, please pardon me.
If in your house I come stealing.”

Alessandra Ferrari as Esmeralda, World Tour Cast Notre Dame de Paris, Crocus City picture image

Alessandra Ferrari as Esmeralda, World Tour Cast Notre Dame de Paris, Crocus City

The prediction is clear, you shall have an unexpected visitor today who may will want a favor. Beware!

Hellfire Horoscope

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This very is special Halloween Horro-scope custody of the song Hellfire.

“It is the gypsy girl, The witch who sent this flame”

So beware of  girls dressed in Gypsy costumes or Witch Costume they will either steal you candy or will compel you to give them more candy

 

Hunchback Horoscope 10/2/12

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Today’s magically and very profound Hunchback horoscope is;

“The cloister was deserted; the clergy gas to the bishop’s place to pray together; the court was empty, save for a few timid lackeys hiding in  dark corners”

So take refuge with people whom you trust, the Barnes & Noble copy of The Hunchback  has spoken.

Horoscope 8/14/12

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Clopin Court of Miracles Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

Clopin Court of Miracles Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame

For today’s Horoscope we’re going to consultant the all knowing score from the Disney movie.  And the horoscope is “To reveal what you’ve found.” How profound indeed, so beware what you find today.

Notre Dame de Paris Hororscope

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Today’s Horoscope will come from the Notre Dame de Paris libretto that comes with the DVD, I’ll also give the english equivalent from DVD subtitles.

Esmeralda Scrying Notre Dame de Paris picture image

Esmeralda Scrying

And the Horoscope is “Loin de ceux qui craignent, Qu’on les ensorcelle”  (Far away from those who fear, to be bewitch by her). So distance yourself from those who are threaten by you, if you’re a Cancer be extra cautious.

Lyrics from Ou est-elle?

 

 

Hunchback Horoscope 6/5/12

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Today’s Horoscope comes from my old leather bound copy of the book. I’m not sure how old it is though.  But it has illustrations.

My Old Copy of Notre Dame de paris

My Old Copy of Notre Dame de Paris

The Horoscope is  ” Thus, to sum up the points which we just indicated, three sorts of ravages to-day disfigure Gothic Architecture.” (Book 3, Chapter 1 Notre-Dame)

How prophetic!

Hunchback Zodiacs

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Astrological Zodiac with corresponding Hunchback character find which character you are. I’m Master Florain the deaf judge who is too vain to admit he’s deaf…… not sure how I feel about that. (For this I ignored the characters birthdays since two are mentioned in the book and I also based this off the book)

Aries – Phoebus (March 21-April 19)

Aries Phoebus hunchback of Notre Dame disney picture image

Aries Phoebus

 

Pros – Independent, Generous, Optimistic, Enthusiastic, Courageous
Cons – Moody, Short tempered, Self-involved, Impulsive, Impatient

 

Taurus -Jehan (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus Jehan 1923 Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image

Taurus Jehan

 

Pros – Dependable, Persistent, Loyal, Patient, Generous
Cons – Stubborn, Laziness, Possessive, Materialistic, Self-indulging

 

Gemini -Esmeralda (May 21-June 20)

 

Gemini Esmeralda hunchback of Notre Dame disney picture image

Gemini Esmeralda

 

Pros- Energetic, Clever, Imaginative, Witty, Adaptable
Con- Superficial, Impulsive, Restless, Devious, Indecisive

 

Cancer -Quasimodo (June 21 -July 22)

Cancer Quasimodo hunchback of Notre Dame disney picture image

Cancer Quasimodo

 

Pros -Loyalty, Dependable, Caring, Adaptable, Responsive
Cons – Moody, Clingy, Self-pitying, Oversensitive, Self-absorbed

 

Leo -Fleur de Lys (July 23 -Aug 22)

Leo Fleur de Lys Notre Dame de Paris picture image

Leo Fleur de Lys

 

Pros – Confident, Ambitious, Generous, Loyal, Encouraging
Cons -Pretentious, Domineering, Melodramatic, Stubborn, Vain

 

Virgo -Clopin (Aug 23- Sept 22)

Virgo Clopin Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image

Virgo Clopin

 

Pros -Analytical, Observant, Helpful, Reliable, Precise
Cons -Skeptical, Fussy, Inflexible, Cold, Interfering

 

Libra – Master Florian (Sept 23 – Oct 22)

Libra Master Florian 1939 Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image

Libra Master Florian

 

Pros – Diplomatic, Graceful, Peaceful, Idealistic, Hospitable
Cons – Superficial, Vain, Indecisive, Unreliable

 

Scorpio – Frollo (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

 

Scorpio Frollo hunchback of Notre Dame disney picture image

Scorpio Frollo

 

Pros -Loyal, Passionate, Resourceful, Observant, Dynamic
Cons -Jealous, Obsessive, Suspicious, Manipulative, Unyielding

 

Sagittarius -Djali (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Sagittarius Djali hunchback of Notre Dame disney picture image

Sagittarius Djali

 

Pros – Independence
Cons – Unemotional

 

Capricorn – Louis (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Capricorn King Louis 1939 Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image

Capricorn King Louis

 

 

Pros – Responsible, Patient, Ambitious, Resourceful, Loyal
Cons -Dictatorial, Inhibited, Conceited, Distrusting, Unimaginative

 

Aquarius -Gringoire (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Aquarius Gringoire Notre Dame de Paris picture image

Aquarius Gringoire

 

Pros -Witty, Clever, Humanitarian, Inventive, Original
Cons -Stubborn, Unemotional, Sarcastic, Rebellious, Aloof

 

 Pieces -Sister Gudule (Feb 19 – March 20)

 

Pieces Sister Gudule 1923 Hunchback of Notre Dame picture image

Pieces Sister Gudule

 

Pros – Compassionate, Adaptable, Accepting, Devoted, Imaginative
Cons – Oversensitive, Indecisive, Self-pitying, Lazy, Escapist

Which character is your Zodiac Sign?

Hunchback Horoscope 5/7/2012

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Esmeralda using the Barnes and Noble Book for see into the Future picture

Esmeralda using the Barnes and Noble Book for see into the Future

Today’s Hunchback Horoscope from my Barnes and Noble version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame is;

“Now, I wanted to speak with him; but I could not get him on account of the crowd, which annoys me mightily, for I am in need of money”  (Book VIII Chapter I, The Crowned Piece changed to a Dry Leaf pg 291)

Ah, the book doesn’t lie, proceed with caution

Hunchback Horoscope

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New regular posting series. Basically I’m going to tap to my inner pyschic power and use my special scrying tool to a give a horoscope to everyone. The scrying tool will be a Hunchback of Notre Dame Book and I will open it and record what the book tells me. To be  clear, I basically open the book and pick a random sentence.

Today’s book is The Barnes and Nobel version of Hunchback  which is my go-to version but I have other copies.

Ok, Today’s Hunchback Horoscope is;

“It was on a certain evening.” (Book V Chapter 1 Abbas Beati Martini page 159).
Think about….

-(Not the best sentence for the first one on this series but that was the first one I picked and I have a no do over policy for this )