This video is from 2009, The original Notre Dame de Paris Trio performed Belle on the Show “Vive les Comedies Musicales” and they switched out who they were singing to so that they addressed each other. The result, a silly rendition of Belle.
Narrator: There’s no intro.
Frollo: You know I have head lice.
Gaston: That’s nothing, I have ticks.
Le Fou: Every guy here loves you Gaston.
Gaston: No shit, this is a gay bar and every last inch of me’s waxed… not!
Frollo: Shall we review your alphabet today?
Gaston: I can’t read.
LeFou: Gaston, you fail at life.
Frollo: Then tell me Maria, why I see her dancing there… what? Why the hell is Lady Gaga in my fireplace?
Le Fou: Gosh that girl disturbs me Gaston.
Gaston: I know, me too.
Ratcliffe: The ladies of court will friend me on twitter when they see how I glitter.
Frollo: Eat my tacos. I have fish tacos, beef tacos, chicken tacos. I have it all! Made with real meat, real cheese, real corn.
Gaston: Hello Frollo, I’ll have four-dozen tacos and a large pepsi and for dessert I’ll have jello.
Frollo: It’s yours.
Tomo: I’m a taco. AHHH!
Frollo: I’ll find her. I’ll find Hellen if I have to burn down all of Troy!
Frollo: I am a fish.
Gaston: Every last inch of Waxonator’s covered with memes.
Osaka: Well, see ya!
The Disney Main Female is more of a canon than a line of characters that Disney deems as important. So are Esmeralda’s behaviors in Hunchback of Notre Dame applicable to how other so call Disney’s Princess Behaviors? Let’s compare Esmeralda against the the rules presented in the Video “How to make a guy like you” and see how she does.
( Note There are 21 Rules, they write 16 twice, Video is meant to be funny)
21. Show him you can look good no matter what you’re wearing.
Esmeralda, Quasimodo and Phoebus leaving Notre Dame
20. Use Body Language.
Check, Esmeralda is working it
Esmeralda’s Dance Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
19. Make him jealous.
Check, she kisses all main three guys @_@
Esmeralda giving Frollo a peak on the nose Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Esmeralda getting close to Quasimodo Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
18. Be a friends to nature’s animals.
Check, at least Djali, she doesn’t interact that much with other animals
Djali, Esmeralda, and Phoebus Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
17. Act scared of him.
No, not even, she clocks him right in the face
Phoebus being hit by Esmeralda Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
16. Rush into it. Don’t bother getting to know each other ahead of time.
Check, a kiss on the lips is what seals it in a Disney movie
Phoebus and Esmeralda Kiss Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
15. Look deeply into his eyes.
Check, she’s guilty
Esmeralda and Phoebus Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
14. Pretend like you would want him even if he wasn’t a prince. (yeah, right.)
No, there is no royalty in the movie and she is more put off by Phoebus’s position as a Knight/ Nobel
Esmeralda and Djali reactiom to Phoebus’ name Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
13. Having a wicked step-mother never hurts.
N/A, This Lady just looks like Lady Tremaine (Cinderella) doesn’t she?
Frollo’s Female Doppelganger singing a line in God Help the Outcast Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
Lady Tremaine Disney Cinderella
12. Never do what your parents tell you to do. They only want what’s best for you.
N/A, no one really ever told her what to do and she doesn’t have parents to get in her way
Esmeralda exerting some power Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
11. Be constantly happy. Bottle up any negative emotions you have until after the wedding bells have rung.
It’s hard to say, she’s no negative-nelly but she’s not little miss sunshine either, mmmm after some thought I’m going to say yes, Check
Esmeralda Disney Hunchback of Notre dame
10. Trust EVERYONE.
Archdeacon and Esmeralda Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
9. Don’t bother being intelligent. It won’t help you that much.
No, I guess I’d give her Street Smarts though.
Esmeralda, Djali, Brute and Oaf Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
8. Always be prepared, even if this mean carrying around glass shoes in your pocket.
Check, note the knife strapped to her calf
Esmeralda defying Frollo by helping Quasimodo Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame
7. Be Sweet and innocent…until you want to kiss him.
This Video is Garou (oringal Notre Dame de Paris Quasimodo) and Damien Sargue (the original alternate for Phoebus and Gringoire but is most known for playing Romeo in Romeo and Juliette) singing Le Temps des Cathédrales. The song starts at 58 seconds. Garou makes Quasimodo faces and Damien is wearing a Romeo costume.