Esmeralda, Quasimodo and Phoebus
Say what you want about the Enchanted Tales or Dingo versions, at least you can say they are not boring. They are contemptible versions of Hunchback but they have their own unique brand of bad. The other Burbank version of Hunchback can’t even boast that kind of ineptitude. It’s so painful boring. There is nothing to this version, no interest, no emotion, no heart, no humor, no pretty colors, or lines. It’s not even bad in that fun stupid way. I hate this version. It is the worst and yes I am saying the Dingo version is marginally better. I would rather watch the Dingo version over this version, not happily but under extreme duress.
I’m so sick of these Disney knock-off quick cash-ins versions of Hunchback. Next time we’re going with a high art form version like an Opera or a Ballet or something A fancy adaptation of Hunchback! But I need a break from review posts for a little bit.
PS – I might be posting a little more sporadically for Wednesday and Thursday posts. I haven’t really decided the frequency of posting since I know people enjoy the casting posts* and I don’t want to give up on Once Upon a time posts either but burn-out, other personal issues, and life in general have been plaguing me for lack of a better word @@.
*Casting Suggestions are always welcome, just leave a comment.
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