Disney has the Best Villain Songs

We all love Disney Villain songs. They are very often the best songs in the movie. But which Villain has the best of the Best song? Of Course that is a matter of preference. Or is it?


How was this List was Compiled?

Ranking the Best Disney Villain Song
Ranking the Best Disney Villain Song

The Stats Don’t Lie

This list ranks the 10 Best Disney Villain Songs. It was not based on my own opinions. Instead I looked at 40 different Villain ranked lists and found the mean score for each song based on the 1-10 ranking and how often the song appeared across the 40 list. So a song that appeared more often didn’t necessarily ranked higher but being on more of the lists did help. Only one of the songs featured on all 40 lists.

I tried to get lists that were as recent as I could and the only requirement was that the song was is currently under the Disney Studio and it about or sung by a villain. This means sequels, remakes and 20th Century Fox movies are all eligible. I’ll also include some honorable mentions at the end because why not.

So which of the Villains songs made cut?

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Scrooge (Michael Caine) getting a gift from Beaker, The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
Scrooge (Michael Caine) getting a gift from Beaker

There is something altogether perplexing that the Muppet version of Charles Dickson’s “The Christmas Carol” is regarded as the best film adaptation of the novel.

However if you take into account that The Muppets excel at blending heart-felt moments with artistry, innovation, and silliness then it’s not surprising. There also a clear reverence for the source material that is clear in making Gonzo the narrator that is refreshing as well as Michale Caine’s depiction of the crotchety, old miser turned upbeat generous gent bout town and his inspired acting choice of playing it completely dramatic against The Muppets.     

All the pieces of this adaption work well, even the pretty darn historical accurate costumes.

But this post is a ranking of the songs from The Muppet Christmas Carol. The songs on the whole are very good and there is no single song that stands out as weak or bad. They are all really good. 

But which song is the best?

That is subjective opinion.  This ranking is my own opinion  and your own may very well differ.  

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! 

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Ranking The Bridgerton Book Series using Statistical Analysis

Couple of the First Four Seasons of Netflix's Bridgerton: Simon Basset (Rege-Jean Page) & Daphne Bridgerton (Phoebe Dynevor); Kate Sharma (Simone Ashley) & Anthony Bridgerton (Jonathan Bailey); Colin Bridgerton (Luke Newton) & Penelope Featherington (Nicola Coughlan); Bendict Bridgerton (Luke Thompson) & Sophie Baek (Yerin Ha)
Four of the Main Couples of Bridgerton Seasons 1 through 4

Written by Julia Quinn, The Bridergeton Book series spans eight books set in Regency England (1813-1827.) Each book tells the love story of a different Bridgerton sibling and each feature some sort of romantic trope, like fake-dating, enemies to lover to name a few.

The book series got a surge in popularity after being adapted into a Netflix show in 2020. It’s currently in their fourth season, adapting the third book with two addition seasons currently in preproduction. The show adaptations of the books are quite different and has a more ensemble cast with many sub-plots and added characters.

But the real question is which one of the book in the series is considered “The Best?” Which is the worse? And which ones are in the top four and which ones are in the bottom four?

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Six the Musical a Concert style Musical about the the 6 wives of Henry the VIII
Six the Musical!

Six is a concert style musical based on the wives of Henry the VIII. The plot is essentially a competition based on which wife had it the worst with Henry.

The costumes of Six are definitely interesting. They are very structured and artistic. They reference modernity, Tudor fashion, armor, stained glass windows, Tudor architecture as well a lots of symbolism with the show itself. Love them or hate them, the costumes are very unique recognizable to the show.

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There are 9 Reptiles with 1 Amphibian Exception 

A Ranked List of the Best Reptiles from Disney Animated Movies, featuring Louis from The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Louis just wants to play jazz music

In honor of Zootopia 2, I’m do a list of my top favorite Disney Reptiles plus one technical amphibian because  it was too cute not to include.

These rules or strictly speaking guidelines that are not to strict. I had wanted this ranked list to only  in closed non-magical, non anamorphic reptiles but that went out the window pretty quickly. SO really the only rule is no dragons (sorry Mushu.) Though that gives me another idea for another list for another day and maybe more animal types because I happen to love animals of all kinds.  

Also because not including Pixar as it’s “the other” studio BUT there will a Pixar honorable mention to two.

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A Definitive Ranking of Disney I want Songs

A Ranked List of Objectively Disney's Top Ten Best I Want Songs
Best Disney I want Songs

While I’m by no means a statistician, I have done a few these ranked lists that sample other people’s lists from across the internet to get an objective ranked list. Previously I’ve done rank lists for The Best Disney Villain Songs, Ranking All the The Disney Renaissance Movies, and Ranking all the books in the Bridgerton Series. However The Disney “I want” song list was trickier to compile and there a few things to mention before getting to the list.

First issue, What is an “I want” song? Because it’s not a clear as a villain song. There seems to be a few guidelines like the protagonist or secondary protagonist sings about wanting something. Some of rankings I sampled listed songs that I wouldn’t personally consider an “I Want” songs but they do so they were counted. Like “Let it Go” do you think it counts? Also Love as a want, or is that a love song?

For this survey, I analyzed 30 different lists ranking Disney “I want” songs there is a big however though. I couldn’t find 30 lists of dedicated “I Want” songs. So generic ranking of Disney songs were used only considering songs that “fit” into the “I want” type. So if a song I personally don’t consider an “I Want” was ranked on one of those dedicated “I Want” list it was counted for this survey for those generic ranking of Disney songs. So for example if “Let it Go” was on a ranked list that that solely “I Want” list it was in the consideration pool. And let’s say, on a generic best Disney songs list it ranked 15th overall but was the third “I want” song from the top, it would ranked third for the sample.

Also reprises are tricky. One song I counted with the its reprise. Also there a bias towards older songs because of ages of some of these lists. This really impacts two songs.

Also I DID NOT add my own personal rankings to this list. What I did do was weighted mean. So if a song appeared on all 30 lists at 9th ranking it won’t rank as high as one that was on 80% but was consistency ranked in the top three. I also considered how many times a song ranked in each position. Again, I’m not a statistician, I just like doing these more objective lists and will mostly likely do more.

There was also a very clear winner early on which appeared on but two lists and was ranked #1 eighteen times. Try and Guess if you can. (Seriously, for real life, it’s not that hard)

So which of the Disney “I want” song made the cut? Did “Out There” make it? Is this just a list of Frozen songs*?

Without further Adieu, Here is the Statically Definitive Ranking of the Ten Best Disney I Want songs

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It’s Valentine’s Day. For many it’s a day about love. To celebrate love this year, we have a list of Disney romantic couples.

Not just any type of romantic couples however. That would be boring. These couples are ones that ranking lists forget about. The they underrated ones. The ones you would typically not see on a top ten list. Sorry Belle & Beast, Aladdin & Jasmine, Rapunzel and Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert, you guys are just too popular and beloved for this list.

For this list the couples had to be in some kind of romantic relationship whether it’s flirty, established or youthful. Some form of perceived romance or maybe just commitment is needed. Also this just theatrical animated Disney movies, no live-action, shows or Pixar.

The is no order to the ranking, there are just 10 couples. The numbers don’t matter there is no order.

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