Quasimodo walks into a bar, strolls straight up to the barman and says, “I’ll have a whisky please.”

The barman says, “Bells alright?”

Quasimodo replies, “Mind your own business.”

(Bells is a brand of Whisky)

 

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Professor Frollo

 

 

Frollo teaches some teenagers the Alphabet using the proper words

A – Abomination.
B – Blasphemy 
C –  Contrition
D – Damnation
E – Eternal Damnation

 

 

He maybe ugly as sin but remember ladies, Quasimodo is a Frenchmen so looks don’t matter. Not when he’s armed with that Beret, that Mustache, those Baguettes and that Red Wine.  No woman can resist the charms of a Frenchmen even the ugly ones.

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Frenchmen Quasimodo