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Disney’s Descendants

Disney is going to release an original Disney Channel movie in 2015 called Descendants. Now an original Disney Channel should indicate that one should either stop reading or turned their brain off, I did neither and regretted it.

Descendants is about  the children of the Disney characters going to a prep-school. Ben, the son of Belle and Beast who is set to take the throne, gives redemption to the villain’s children. These the villains children include Jafar, Cruella and Maleficent’s kids. This is the point where my brain collapse in on its self. Jafar, Cruella and Maleficent  occupy  the same time space. Jafar is from psudo-medieval Arabia, Cruella from 1960s London and Maleficent is from Renaissance Europe. I wrote a Fan-fiction when I was 9 with characters from different point in history and places and I deemed it too stupid but they made a movie on it.

Then there are the kid’s names. Maleficent’s daughter is Mal, Jafar’s kid is Jay, Cruella’s son is Carlos and The Evil Queen’s is, are  you ready, it’s pretty stupid, it is Evvie. Why not just go their and Evilette or something.


This project has stupid written all over it.

2 Thoughts on “Descendants, new Disney Channel movie

  1. dghjkl on 03/05/2014 at 12:20 pm said:

    lol, this sounds really stoopid.
    Do they have a kid of Claude Frollo in it too?

  2. Esmee on 03/05/2014 at 9:33 am said:

    Wow! And not in a good way. Wow! as in why are the doing this? Does Disney really think their viewers are that gullible and brainless? This is Disney, where’s the creativity with at least the names? There’s just phoning it in and then there’s just whatever this is. I need to go lie down because I think my brain is actually crying.

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