Quasimodo doesn’t mind menial jobs so long as he’s “out there.”

Quasimodo as the School Janitor picture image

Quasimodo as the School Janitor

Disney Esmerlada as the Sexy Librarian picture image

Disney Esmerlada as the Sexy Librarian

Coach Phoebus de Chateaupers picture image

Coach Phoebus de Chateaupers

 

 Professor Frollo picture image

Professor Frollo

 

 

Frollo teaches some teenagers the Alphabet using the proper words

A – Abomination.
B – Blasphemy 
C –  Contrition
D – Damnation
E – Eternal Damnation

 

 

 

Disney Esmeralda and Quasimodo on the Phantom's Boat picture image

Disney Esmeralda and Quasimodo on the Phantom’s Boat

{Esmeralda}
Atop the Cathedral, He’s always there
And rings the Large Big Bells that go Ding-Dong
And do I Dance again for now I find
The Hunchback of the Notre Dame is quite Ugly

{Quasimodo}
Dance once again with me our Strange Chasse
My Tower is quite  nice in the Summer Time
And though you’re quite Shallow to see Beyond
The Hunchback of the Notre Dame is Lovely Inside

{Esmeralda}
Those who have seen your Face draw back in Fear
I’m one of those People

{Quasimodo}
It’s me they Fear

{Together}
Your Face and my Dance in one combine
The Hunchback of the Notre Dame is quite ugly

{Background Vocals}
He’s ugly,  The Hunchback of the Notre Dame

{Quasimodo}
In all you Fantasies, you always knew
You like Men on Horseback

{Esmeralda}
Like my Phoebus

{Together}
And in this Cathedral
That Scraps the Sky
The Hunchback of the Notre Dame is quite ugly

{Quasimodo}
Dance my Lady of Paris

{Esmeralda}
He’s ugly,  The Hunchback of the Notre Dame

(Dances)

{Quasimodo}
Dance, Dance
Dance for me
Dance, My lady of Paris
Dance for me

 

Revised Lyrics by Me,
I used the book as a basis for this but there is a Notre Dame de Paris reference in there, see if you can find it. Also it’s not perfect but try singing these lyrics with the tune of The Phantom Of The Opera.

(Source)
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thephantomoftheopera/phantomoftheopera.htm

Frollo and Quasimodo singing Puttin on the Ritz picture image

Frollo and Quasimodo singing Puttin on the Ritz

You can catch their act at the Lush Room.

Original picture is from the Puttin of the Ritz scene from Mel’s Brooks’ Young Frankenstein. Click here to see the original image

He maybe ugly as sin but remember ladies, Quasimodo is a Frenchmen so looks don’t matter. Not when he’s armed with that Beret, that Mustache, those Baguettes and that Red Wine.  No woman can resist the charms of a Frenchmen even the ugly ones.

Frenchmen Quasimodo paroday of Hunchback of Notre Dame Disney sequel picture image

Frenchmen Quasimodo

 

 

This rare footage from the Disney version of Hunchback  is how the sequence was originally filmed but due mistake in the editing  room the chase scene was play out in a forward action instead. By the time the mistake noticed they had already printed the release date on popcorn buckets so they had to deal it. But thanks to the magic modern technology we can see the chase segment as it was originally intended.

Please Enjoy.

Phoebus (Patrick Fiori ) as Wooly Willy Notre Dame de Paris picture image

Phoebus (Patrick Fiori ) as Wooly Willy

I think this speaks for it’s self.