05Aug 2013 Pick a Word by jess What Word do you think Josh Brolin will used next to describe his Hunchback Movie? OffBeat Hip Radical Sexy Groovy Spicy Brave Snappy Fresh Flashy Other; please say View Results Loading ... Follow thehunchblog Tweet Posted in: Polls ⋅ Tagged: Hunchback, Josh Brolin, Poll
Coming soon. : a fresh and offbeat version of the classic tale written by the dude who was in that musical that your girlfriend forced you to see. Starring josh brolin as the brave Quasimodo who falls in love with the spicy, exotic, and totally sexy esmeralda. The only thing in the way in the way of their love is the snappy, young and not bald Frollo, whose radical dance moves and hip sideways hat could destroy them and everthing in the world. Displaying advanced cgi capable of showing an authentic 15th century with at least one kitty cat for every flashy explosion. Dont ask me look at what critics are saying.It’s totally Groovey, brolin is fantastic. -Josh Brolin Official Tagline: “Why was I not made of funk like thee?”
Just as long as there are CGI cats it will be a tubular film dude!
Yeah, this adaptation is just going to suck. But I’m still saving my money to see it and get some cool merch. I’m going to take the day off of work just to go see it on opening day. I’m hoping it is the worst live action adaptation ever…at least then it would be funny and make a good drinking game.
I’ve said this before, but its true. Brolin, or other people involved, will go on and on in interviews that their version is truer-er-esque to the book. They will make Frollo into a preist, just for bragging rights, and it will be “dark”, which means that they’ll just use a darker shaded filter. Despite the fact that I know what the Brolin version will be, I’ll still see it opening day, guess I’m just a sucker. Maybe if I’m lucky it’ll flop, oh what a joy that would be.